maybe you MILLENIALS would be able to afford a house if you stopped spending your money at your local diner’s jukebox buying twenty one (21) plays of what’s new pussycat with one (1) play of it’s not unusual in the middle
Does everyone just inexplicably know this
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I just said “I am Moana from Motunui, you killed my father, prepare to die” and it actually took me a few seconds to realize that’s not right
My name is Inigo Montoya. You will board my boat, sail across the world, and return the heart of Te Fiti.
my name is Moana Montoya, you will board my father, prepare to sail, and die
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Why are women expected to dilute and tone down their personalities to be more appealing to men. Men are never told that they might struggle to get married because they are ‘too much’. They are never too opinionated, too confident, too educated, too passionate, too strong willed… it’s always women who must chip away at their selves to become more soft and easy to stomach and pliable.
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(Looking at Pokémon cards)
8yo: “Will you trade me for my Pussyduck?”
6yo: “No thank you, I’ve already got a Pussyduck.”
Me: “Guys? Um. Somebody want to spell that one out for me?”
8yo: “P-S-Y-D-U-C-K. Pussyduck.”
Me: “I see. Well, we’re gonna go ahead and call that guy ‘SIGH-duck. SIGH-duck.”
whats new pussyduck
after about six or seven whats new pussyduck drop in one it’s natu unusual
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you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be
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